The aliens are closing in on me...

It has been a busy week East of the Equator. This past weekend, we hosted Super Mom and the Tot for dinner, and contrary to popular reports, Samson behaved quite well. The General has been keeping me extremely busy and that is a good thing.

However, I have made a chilling discovery. The aliens have moved in across the street. I have photographic evidence that they are there... watching my every move. However, I will remain on guard and do my best to keep them and their plans of world domination in check.

OK, this is getting out of hand

Since my last post, I have noticed more chairs placed out on the front lawns of nearby homes. Here are a few examples:
















Notice extra stuff for this chair. This alien must be important:
















I am trying to discern if the color of the chairs have meaning. Does white represent a plebeian class, while colored chairs are those of patricians?





















This must be a gathering place for the aliens as they plot and plan to take over the Earth:














And this is clear evidence that the aliens have reproduced, possible during their stay on earth:















So, gentle reader, what am I to do? Do I contact DHS and see what they can do, or do I knock on the door of one of these alien homes and confront them? I have see some of the "people" who populate the homes with these chairs and they look like any other human, but I saw Cocoon, I know that aliens can morph into pretty much any form they desire.

I think that it will be best if I continue to monitor the situation. They all seem so normal, but there must be something insidious about these chairs and what they represent. I will keep all of you posted as this develops...

Did I miss the memo?

There has been a somewhat disturbing trend happening here in the homes near the place we call home: Chairs. Yep, chairs. In front yards. And more often than note, they are white Adirondack chairs. This is a recent phenomenon as these chairs were not there last year. Along one street near our home there are 8 houses with white Adirondack chairs sitting in their front yards. Did I miss the memo that you are supposed to put white Adirondack chairs in your front yard?

I have another theory about the chairs: Alien life forms have visited out planet and they are hiding in plain site disguised as our friends and neighbors. These aliens identify themselves to each other by putting white Adirondack chairs in the front yards of the homes they have invaded.